February 2012
236 posts
Life according to John Watson.
littlegoodyoneshoe:
What Sherlock thinks I do
What Mycroft thinks I do
What my girlfriends think I do
What I think I do
What I really do
farisbueller:
remember when i asked dominos to put julian casablancas on the pizza box
and they did
I should order from them and ask them to put Benedict on the box
Watchwhenthevinesdance:
infiniten0stalgia:
reluis:
omfg
IHARNGETBTE. I’M HONESTLY TWO FUCKING SECONDS AWAY FROM PEEING MYSELF WAGR HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA
What she said omg ^
closepersonalfriendswithben:
...
things i do when i fangirl:
bittersweetirony:
smile until jaw feels like breaking
make seizure-like body movements
make random hand gestures
if alone, scream loudly
if not alone, scream internally
if doesn’t care, scream anyway
run around the house then back
weep
weep but don’t let tears fall
make some ugly noises that are actually supposed to sound happy
hug something
claw something
pull hair
sigh
try saying...
Send Them To The Moon: so apparently Lucy Liu is... →
I don’t think I like that they’ve made Watson a women. I’m all for adaptations of stories but there should be some things that remain constant. If you’re going to change it to this extent then call it something else/
voyagehour:
Can I just say how fucking exciting this sounds?!
Not only is a female Asian character going to play a lead role…she’s going to play a lead...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
I'm looking for a mad man with a box.
onceupon-a-timelord:
Tonight
I didn’t watch the Oscars so I really don’t care.
oliveswind:
Me:
Benedict Cumberbatch:
LOL! I’M AT ELTON JOHN’S PARTY! I TRICKED YOU!
ME:
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!
Benedict Cumberbatch:
EDIT (so I don’t get hate messages): I’m not mad about Benedict not being at the Oscars. Yes, it would have been nice to see him, but I completely...
