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roane72:

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

A friend’s mom accused me of stealing my friend’s birth certificate once.

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namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

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strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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pestobutterfoot-fallen-angel:

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

destielkills:

ummm

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON 

hey! somebody draw this, ok?

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palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

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petite-madame:

Morning Run

I fell in love with this Captain America tank top from Hot Topic and I could completely picture Bucky wearing it for running. Can be seen as a follow up to, A brand new life, that also features Bucky and a cat.

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thegits:

fish-boned:

shickalenia:

dduane:

thesuitsofwoah:

that’s almost too cruel
almost

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

Vicious. I love it.

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bjodoodles:

Attempting at stylized art and here’s my victim Bucky Barnes.

He is a sad, sad kitty who needs milk and affection.

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